June 28, 2004
Leeches

Did you know the FDA approved Leeches for medical treatment? I know it's true, I already received 3 e-mails for getting leeches cheaper from Canada.

Leeches at the FDA.gov

Posted by lili at 08:34 PM
June 26, 2004
Fahrenheit 9/11

I just got home after seeing Fahrenheit 9/11. I feel such sadness and anger, I'm not sure I can put it into words. I cried throughout much of the film. I cried for the lives lost and for our country.

Michael Moore has once again produced a film that contains facts that are not made public knowledge easily in the mainstream press. Not necessarily because they are not important, but because they don't sell papers. Researching these things don't seem inportant. The back story never gets out until it's too late. I know Michael has a tendency to over dramatize and allow his opinion to color the way he presents facts, but hell... he's a movie maker and that is his job. And sadly, most of what he showed was fact.

The ties we allow our government officials to have are scary. The conflict of interest never seems to be a problem. But it is. The implication of impropriety should be enough to stop the madness, but it isn't. How could we allow the son of a president, who was once the head of the CIA, become president. With the family ties alone we have a conflict. How did we allow someone who is so closely tied through investments from the family of a wanted terrorist become president? The conflict was there, but there are no laws protecting us from it.

We are in a no win situation in the war in Iraq. The lives lost on every side profoundly affect all of us. DOes it truely make anyone feel better that we have destroyed the lives of so many, beacue a few had caused such devastaion at the World Trade Center.

The profit companies make on the tragedy of others is the biggest injustice of all of this. I can't say that we went to war to profit from it. But there are so many companies making money off the death and fear and we should be ashamed.

We the people...should be ashamed. We are our government, we allow them to serve for us. We allow our poor to fight the wars, we allow our government to pass stupid legislation they may not have even read. We get the government we deserve.

With freedom comes responsibility.

Register, educate yourself, and vote.

This is not just about the president and vice president, this is about the all 3 branches of the government. It's about the local elections. Where do think the president will come from? A local office is where they will start.

Pay attention. Pay attention to who they are and who they deal with. Knowledge is power.

http://www.senate.gov
http://www.house.gov


My heart goes out the people fighting in our armed services and their families.

Granted, these thoughts are just one jerks opinion, but I am a registered voter...so my opinion counts. Make yours count too.

Posted by lili at 03:39 AM
June 21, 2004
Frequent Fucker card!

Okay...I have never laughed so hard in my life. I saw a TV ad for the Viagra Value Card. When you fill 7 Viagra prescriptions you get your 8th free. Pfizer is insane!

I personally think the tag line should be:

With the Pfizer Viagra card, your 8th hard on is on us!

That has to be as impressive as a platinum American Express card.

You can order your Frequent Fucker Card at ViargraCard.com

Posted by lili at 07:55 PM
June 08, 2004
Bella Beretta

Last night I went to another great burlesque show Anything Goes.
Miss Bella Beretta put together a show with pros and amatures. The Miss Exotic World pageant brought a ton of talent to LA by way of Helendale.

I had a great time! It almost makes up for not making to the Miss Exotic Pageant. Damn work.



The beautiful MIss Bella:
bella_beretta.jpg

Posted by lili at 09:21 PM
June 06, 2004
html code and tv

I spent 4 hours today fixing the code I screwed up on signmyboobs.com. I had to call David to help. Well, it's fixed and I am happy now. Now I just need to stop messing with it.

Watched the season finale of The Sopranos, Deadwood, Queer as Folk and now Adult Swim. The life of a Hollywood nobody is so glamorous!

Posted by lili at 11:36 PM
June 05, 2004
Death by alergy vs bad movies

I went and saw the worst Gary Marshal film to date, Raising Helen. Gee...lets make a comedy about a parents dying and they have the good sense to leave their kids to the younger single sister in the family. Then make the whole movies reason revolve aroung the Devo tune "Whip It." Death, Devo and the comming of age. It's a comedy romp in the park.

Whip It was the saving grace in the film, too bad we had to watch them dance badly to it. And what a waste of Joan Cusak's talent!

This movie might make you want to fake yor own death too!

Posted by lili at 02:21 AM
June 01, 2004
high school reunion

My 20th high school reunion is in august. Kill me now. I'd rather be dead than attend an affair as Disney World with people I didn't like 20 years ago, much less now.

So that's what I've done. I've faked my death. I forwarded the invite to a fake account in my dad's name with a note saying, "I thought you might want to respond to Lili's friends about this. best, David."

I then sent an e-mail back to the class high school reunion committee saying:

Heloo,

This is never easy to do for me, but I thought you should know. We lost our Lilii on SEptemer 5th, 2003. SHe was living in Baltimore, Maryland and working for a radio show. SHe was very happy with her life there.

It was a sudden and unexpected death. SHe was rushed to the hospital for what they thought was some sort of food reaction. Her throat had swollen shut and she stopped breathing. They tired to revive her but it was too late. We later found out she had an allergic reaction to a latex condom. It still seems so insane. SHe had quit the beauty industry about 8 years earlier because of the allergy to the latex gloves, but who would have known that the allergy could kill you!

I miss my little girl a lot, and wish you the best at the reunion. I'm sure she would have enjoyed seeing you all again.

...and then signed it from my dad.

My sister said I will burn in hell. Sad she thinks there is one.

You must admit, the people that talked about me behind my back in high school, will surely have fun thinking I died from sexual intercourse.

Evil I tell you! Evil.

Posted by lili at 08:26 PM
Whoo hoo!

much like an 80 year old man on viagra, this site is finally up!

Posted by lili at 08:13 PM